Rachel: “I tried, but I don’t have a gag reflex.”
Emma: “When you’re older, that will turn out to be a gift.”

Kurt: “They’re gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.”

Quinn: “If you quit the club, I’ll let you touch my breast.”
Finn: “Under the shirt?”
Quinn: “Over the bra.”

Sue: “Iron tablet? It keeps your strength up when you menstruate.”
Will: “I don’t menstruate.”
Sue: “Neither do I.”

Sue: “We’re gonna bring this club down.’
Quinn: “And I’m gonna get my boyfriend back.”
Sue: “I don’t care so much about that.’