Archive for November, 2009

Grey’s Anatomy – 6.10 “Holidaze”

Grey's Anatomy - 6.10 "Holidaze"

Cristina: “Private lessons with the Chief. Man, those daddy issues are working for you.”
Meredith: “I don’t have daddy issues. He’s teaching me.”
Alex: “You’re his bitch!”
Meredith [to Cristina]: “Well, in that case, you’re Teddy’s bitch!”
Alex: “Maybe that’s my problem. I’m nobody’s bitch!”
Cristina: “You were Izzie’s bitch.”
Alex: “You’re the bitch!”



Grey's Anatomy - 6.09 "New History"

Adelle: “Are having an affair with my husband?”
Dr. Bailey: “I am not having an affair with your husband!”
Adelle: “I saw the way you handled him just now.”
Dr. Bailey: “I did not… handle him! I did… There was no handle! We work together!”
Adelle: “You spend every waking moment together, you finish each others sentences, you read each others minds. You’re more married to that man than I am!”
Callie: “Yeah, but that’s just because they’re husband and work wife.”
Dr. Bailey: “Excuse me?”
Callie: “The Chief is your work husband and you’re his work wife. You look out for each other, you take care of each other. There’s nothing wrong with it. It’s like me and Sloan.”
Mark: “Excuse me?”
Callie: “Nobody’s talking to you! He’s my work husband, but he has a girlfriend. And I have a girlfriend, but there’s nothing going on between us.”


One Tree Hill - 7.10 "You Are A Runner and I am My Father's Son"

Brooke: “She must be high!”
Victoria: “No, I’m not high. I just had three martinis at lunch. Okay, I’m a little buzzed.”
Brooke: “Not you, drinkie! Millicent! She expects me to pay her 5 hundred thousand dollars to model for this company!”
Victoria: “That’s not high! That’s smoking crack!”
Brooke: “That’s what I said! You know, this is Alex’s influence! That little bitch has been a pain in my perfect pilates ass since she rolled outta rehab and landed here!”


Desperate Housewives - 6.08 "The Coffee Cup"

Gabrielle: “So according to the Catholic Church we are not holy enough. But I have the feeling that a big fat check might snap on a halo.”
Carlos: “How big?”
: “Well, something that would make a priest say “holy” and “mother” in the same sentence.”

Desperate Housewives - 6.08 "The Coffee Cup"

Susan: “Yes, Katherine. This all sucks. But you know what? At the end of the day, I go home to Mike. Which means I won!”
Katherine: “That’s big talk from a woman standing in an orange jumpsuit with blisters on her feet.”
Susan: “Well, Mike will rub them when I go home. And for the record, I totally make this work.”
Katherine: “The fact that you think you look good in orange shows that I’m not dealing with a rational person.”

The Vampire Diaries - 1.10 "The Turning Point"

Stefan: “So any idea of where you’ll go?”
Damon: “I don’t know… England maybe. See some friends.”
Stefan: “You don’t have any friends, Damon.”
Damon: “You’re right, Stefan, I only have you. So where are we going?”
Stefan: “WE are not going anywhere! I’m gonna live my life as far away from you as possible.”
Damon: “But we’re a team! We could travel the world together! We could try out for The Amazing Race!”

The Vampire Diaries - 1.10 "The Turning Point"

Stefan: “I know that is hard to understand, but I’m doing it for you. ”
Elena: “No! You don’t get to do that decision for me! If you walk away is for you, because I know what I want. Stefan, I love you!”

Supernatural – 5.10 “Abandon All Hope…”

Supernatural - 5.10 "Abandon All Hope..."

Dean: “Excuse me for asking, but aren’t you kind of signing your own death warrant here? I mean, what happens to you if we go up against the devil and lose?”
Crowley: “Number one: he’s gonna wipe us all anyway. Two: after you leave here I go on an extended vacation to nowhere. And three: how about you don’t miss, okay? MORONS!”

Supernatural - 5.10 "Abandon All Hope..."

Lucifer: “Castiel, I’m told you came here in an automobile.”
Castiel: “Yes.”
Lucifer: “How is that like?”
Castiel: “Ehm… Slow. Confining.”
Lucifer: “What a peculiar thing you are…”

Supernatural – 5.09 “The Real Ghostbusters”


Supernatural - 5.09 "The Real Ghostbusters"

Dean: “You know what? That’s it! That is it!”
Fake Dean: “What’s wrong, Bobby?”
Dean: “I’m not Bobby, okay? You’re not Sam! You’re not Dean! What is wrong with you? Why would you choose to be these guys?”
Fake Sam: “Because we’re fans… Like you.”
Dean: “No! I am not a fan! Okay? Not fans! In fact, I think that the Dean and Sam story sucks! It is not fun, is not entertaining. It is a river of crap that would send most people to the nuts house! So you listen to me! Their pain is not for your amusement! I mean, you think that they enjoy being treated like, like circus freaks?”
Fake Dean: “Ehm…I don’t think they care. Because they’re fictional characters!”
Dean: “Oh they care! Believe me, they care a lot!”

One Tree Hill - 7.09 "Now You Lift Your Eyes To the Sun"

Brooke: “What the hell are you wearing?!”
Millicent: “It’s great, Brooke! I love it!”
Brooke: “You know that dress isn’t supposed to be out until next summer, so unless I magically went to sleep for a year, you need to explain to me why you’re wearing it tonight!”
Millicent: “I thought it would be fine. I mean, I am the face of COB.”
Brooke: “Millicent Huxtable, that dress needs to leave this bar right now, on or off you! Your choice or your job!”


Desperate Housewives - 6.07 "Careful the Things You Say"

Julie: “He’s the guy.”
Lynette: “The guy?”
Julie: “The guy I was having the affair with.”
Lynette: “No! No! Why did you tell me this?!”
Julie: “You asked.”
Lynette: “Why not lie? I’m late for work, I would have bought anything!”


Desperate Housewives - 6.07 "Careful the Things You Say"

Carlos: “It isn’t fair that all this falls on you. I’ll get you some help.”
Gabrielle: “Thank you!”
Carlos: “We’ll get a housekeeper.”
Gabrielle: “What? No, no, no! I’d rather have a tutor!”
Carlos: “You’d rather scrub toilets than teach your daughter?”
Gabrielle: “Well, at least the toilets won’t talk back!”

eva-longoria-preface-magazine-01Check out Desperate Housewife, Eva Longoria Parker, on the cover of the November issue of the Hong Kong Prestige magazine. I would have put the cover as the main pic, but I just love the other pic more than the cover. Beautiful!